hi welcome to my "web site"

i'm theodore. if you're here, you probably already knew that.
i host a lot of different things here, and not all of them are interlinked
so if you're lost, your best bet is to go back to however you got here.

photo of a sign that reads 'all visitors must check in'
a cute drawing of a guy wearing rocket boots and hovering in a hexagon shape

the "New Thing" here on this web site is that you can navigate some of the pages via this bar at the top. i think that's pretty neat, but you're welcome to think whatever you want about it. i don't care.

all of the images on this site are my own until further notice, primarily because i do not want to deal with crediting images. thanks for your time