hi welcome to my "web site"

i'm theodore. if you're here, you probably already knew that.
i host a lot of different things here, and not all of them are interlinked
so if you're lost, your best bet is to go back to however you got here.

the "New Thing" here on this web site is that you can navigate some of the pages via this bar at the top. i think that's pretty neat, but you're welcome to think whatever you want about it. i don't care.

all of the images on this site are my own until further notice, primarily because i do not want to deal with crediting images. thanks for your time